First, let me apologize for this post not being on topic of my typical blog posts. But I have been served a great injustice that I thought this rant really needed an audience. Ok, so in the grand scheme of all that is wrong in the world, it is probably no big deal. But in the smaller scheme of ‘C’mon are you kidding me???,’ it’s a real big deal.
So…picture this..my son is making popcorn in the microwave. He opens the door; mind you, he is not hanging on or otherwise doing acrobatics on this door. The handle breaks. Well, not even the handle. The ‘handle support’. (WHY not just make the handle one piece???). So at the thought of an appliance breaking, my engineering instincts come in to play. Locate the problem. Done. Its a broken handle-support. Next, how can we alleviate this problem most efficiently? By doing what most people do. Google it, see if someone else has already done this, and copy what they have done.
Well the search turns up a short 3 minute video about replacing it. Minimal tools, level one repair. I am feeling great at all the money I am going to save by doing this myself. (Engineers are VERY cheap by the way, hence the roll upon roll of duct tape around any engineer’s house.)
The next series of events was like a bad dream. How much will this broken piece be? $5? $10 at the most? Its not even the handle, its a thumb-sized piece of plastic. Imagine my horror and shock when I find the handle-which is $123.50!! Then I take a breath, and say to myself, its not even the handle, its the handle SUPPORT. Whew. Then disbelief sets in. And denial. The handle SUPPORT…this thumb sized piece of plastic. Is $50.25!!! A piece!! After I woke up from hitting the floor, my engineering economics kicked in. Lets see…I paid roughly $200 for this microwave; The support is $50.25. That means this PIECE OF PLASTIC is 1/4 the cost of the microwave!! If I had to replace both pieces plus the handle we are talking almost $175, or 88% the cost of a NEW microwave!!! What bizzaro world are we living in?!?
Ok, so for the purpose of shock value, I have used the highest prices I could find. Even so, the cheapest piece I have found is $27, or 14% the cost of the microwave. Diabolical. I really wished at this point I had invested in thumb sized pieces of plastic. Since I am a civil engineer, I have no idea the parts it takes to make a microwave, but I know not to put metal in it, and that it has some sort of nuclear device in there. But apparently these insignificant parts cannot hold a candle to the importance of this handle assembly!!!
So, anyway, I guess my rant is over. I’ll be out $27 (before tax, and shipping and handling), and there will be $27 less dollars to spend on Black Friday. I don’t really have a point to this story, but I hope maybe some of you found it entertaining in your break from pre-holiday preparations. Happy Thanksgiving!